I found the array of solutions to be both horrifying and intriguing. I knew Shapewear existed, but I thought Spanx were for American Idol contestants and loyal bridesmaids. The world of spandex panties and skyscraper heels is a mystery to me. I can't quite wrap my brain around pouring / squeezing myself into these contraptions as a matter of daily habit.
I'm thankful for women who do though. Otherwise, I wouldn't be giggling as I google "butt boosting panty". Apparently, Booty-Pop comes in sizes "Sweet", "Sweeter" and "Sweetest"!
Who cares if the jeans are ugly? Thanks to Oprah, I now know I can use a pretty scarf to distract the eye from all things unsightly, turkey neck included.
And she gets bonus points for showing the clueless how to tie it. :) Oprah, what would we ever do without you?